stoned-levi:

I am going to sue

stoned-levi:

I am going to sue


poonanji:

see terms:
daddy issues
friend zoned
jail bait

poonanji:

see terms:

  • daddy issues
  • friend zoned
  • jail bait

vinegod:

being roommates with Lorde by Carly Incontro


wiseyoungravenclaw:

Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone鈥檚 son.


madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i鈥檓 fucking your boyfriend and can鈥檛 wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my聽 eyes that let鈥檚 men know that I鈥檒l suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently


allonsymate:

aedisons:

(x)

we have found our next chosen one

allonsymate:

aedisons:

(x)

we have found our next chosen one


combatskirt:

things to do in gta v - glug glug slam


kobetyrant:

llttlemermaid:

OHHHH MY GODDDD I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA DO BLACK FACE BUT IT TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN I EXPECTED


feeltheillinoise-:

EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN鈥橳 HANDLE THIS JOKE


confectionerybliss:

Homemade Twix Bars | Sweetest Menu

confectionerybliss:

Homemade Twix Bars | Sweetest Menu